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This mirror is SO LAME!

I L-O-V-E Engrish!  And I really shouldn't since I am an English teacher (or maybe that is why I love it so much?)!

Found in San Francisco's Japantown:

For more guilty laughter go to Engrish.com.

Lovin' Punctuation Desecration

The following is completely stolen from Apostrophe Abuse because they are so damn funny (and I could never do them justice rewording it myself):

Bad news: We only have one keg. Good news: It's on sale!

Spotted in Lansing, MI:

I am also getting a serious laughter-induced stomachache from reading The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks.

Today's Randomnalia: Bikram, Yummy Vegetables, and Cake Wrecks.

•  Yesterday, I did my first class of Bikram Yoga at Funky Door Yoga in the Haight.  

Woomph!  Let me say my butt has been officially kicked by an hour and a half of vigorous yoga in a room heated to 105 fahrenheit with about 40% humidity!  

                                                                                (Image Credit: c3lsius_bb)
Today my body is sore all over in a good sort of way, but my head aches as if I have a hangover (despite drinking lots of water).  Before I do my next class, I am going to ensure that I drink lots of water with potassium and sodium.

• And, no matter how much I love getting my veggie box from my CSA Farmer, I have to admit that I am beginning to get tired of pale, winter root vegetables and am ready for some color like this box from October!
• I am absolutely laughing-out-loud loving the site Cake Wrecks: When Professional Cakes Go Horribly, Hilariously Wrong.  Exhibit A:

 
(Image credit: Chad C. via Cake Wrecks) 

If the Matrix ran on Windows...

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

"Facebook In Reality" by Idiots of Ants

I'm an Undercover Agent

What old people do for fun...

Jesus is Pissed...

While going on the City Guides "1906: Phoenix Rising" tour (Free!  Entertaining! Educational! Tour regarding the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake and Fire), these nicely juxtaposed images caught my eye:

"Jesus is Pissed" (And carrying guns!! Embiggen and look at arrow and red circle!) and the nude stripper shadow profile!

San Francisco is just too wonderful!  I love it!

Things I am loving right now...

• LOL Vogue Models over at Jezebel.com (similar to the "I can has cheezburger" LOLcats, but with human models).

• Doodling on magazines...
  Poor Nicole went all XIV after Tommy-boy left her and the quacktology thugs wouldn't leave her be:

• This hat, Verity, by Ysolda (Must buy pattern as the Felicity hat doesn't seem to be working out for me!)

(Image Credit: Ysolda.com)

• Magic Loop on my super slick Addi Turbos and Colinette Jitterbug in the Toscana colorway:

(It "seems" to be a faster knitting method compared to DPNs.  Not certain just yet, but it is sure nice to not be losing needles every 10 or so minutes!)

• Looking at little cars on the streets of San Francisco:

Cringeworthy and Quite Hilarious--Darwin Award Dimwits II!

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