Living in the Haight (and specifically on Haight Street near Ashbury--ya know, the summer of love & drugs area), I am asked on a daily basis for money, food, clothing, a smile, etc. I am also told to "F*ck Off!" (literally) on signs that also ask me for spare change. Anyhoo, long story short, I love the following urban snarkification tools:
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Urban Asshole Notification Cards come with a super-easy and handy checklist for things such as:
- "Talking really loudly on cell phone while riding public transportation"
- "Littering"
- "Bringing child to R-rated film"
- "Not washing hands after using washroom" (or using alcohol-based hand sanitizer!)
- "Opening car door without looking and endangering cyclists"
- "Not dealing with car alarm"
Counter-Hippie Stop Sign Stickers
My favorite stickers are those that instruct one to stop "defacing stop signs" and to stop "with all the patchouli".
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And for fans of the brilliant HBO series, The Wire, there is the three button (or magnet) multisyllabic "she-eeeeeeee-it":
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And in answer to your questions:
1) No, I would not hand out the Urban Asshole Cards--way too passive-aggressive for me!
2) No, I am not being sponsored by Glarkware; I just happen to love these products and wanted to share.
3) And yes, finally yes, if you are a knitter, I shall run a destashing contest this weekend!
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